Thursday, July 26, 2007
Ode to a Spell Checker
Eye halve a spelling chequer
It came with my pea sea
It plainly marques four my revue
Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it
I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh
My chequer tolled me sew.
P.S. Considering my amazing spelling abilities, ;P I thought this was quite appropriate!!! LOL... Enjoy!
5 Reasons why I love Jesus
# 1. I Love Him because He first loved me!!
# 2. Because He had and has mercy on me and saved me, and let me be a part of His Son Jesus Christ's Bride, The Church, and He is preparing me a place in Heaven!!!
#3. Because He gave me the most wonderful Daddy and Mamma in the world~ they are such a wonderful earthly type of Christ and his Church.
#4. Because He gave me 11 [and #'s are climbing! :] precious brothers and sisters! And two 'wittle nephews...
# 5. And He gave my family a group of precious Christian people to fellowship with every week! Each family is such a wonderful gift from the Lord!!!
We serve such a loving, Awesome God, and He rules and reigns in the affairs of men. Praise His name.